Welcome to Peach Keeper!

If you are reading this, you are a special kind of sicko. Out of the millions of fans of the Flop House Podcast, which is already an elite group, you have such a love for spectacular absurdity that you downloaded this highly advanced podcast player. If nonsense were a science, you certainly have a PhD in advanced nonsensology. And this application is the Deep Gamma Ray Chromatograph for Tracking Silly Particles.

There are thousands of podcast players out there, but this app is aware of the structure, meaning and, above all, the critical importance of the Flop House to human civilization. Certainly as it relates to watching bad movies and talking about them.

This app is made for you, my dear friend, to keep the Original Peaches close to your heart, anywhere you go. Except underwater, nobody has really tried that, nor should they.

Our team of advanced weirdos has created this tool so you can quickly find episodes featuring Hallie, the star of the show. Or jump right in and listen to all the special appearances of Tom Brokaw as he torments Dan, Stu and Elliott about Frank Herbert's Dune. Feeling down? Just hit the Wheel of Destiny and a random episode of the Flop House will be delivered right into your ear holes! You'll be right as rain in minutes.

Support

If you have comments, feedback or need other support, please visit our support page. That's also a good place to submit ideas for bits!

Privacy Policy

Peachkeeper is a free app. There is no tracking, accounts or advertising. The app downloads its scientifically irrelevant episode data from peachkeeper.org, but does not track or retain anything about activity in the app. If you have favorite bits you would like to see added to the app, you can visit that site and submit your ideas there.

For more details, read our full privacy policy.

Keep on floppin in the free world. ❤️

Acknowledgements

Thank you Doug for creating the initial app framework for Peach Keeper, and correcting all the dumb mistakes I made on it in the beginning, and for poking me every 6-12 months so I would get back to work on it.

The app icon and startup screen were done by the wonderful artist Tony Ochre. I encourage you to look him up if you need to make a ridiculous app, or a serious one!

Thanks Mihir for being my first field tester, and reminding me to put Rocket Crocodile in as a bit!

Interesting Links

These sites are unaffiliated with Peachkeeper

The Flop House official site

Facebook group a semi-official community for Flop House fans

/r/theflophouse the sub-Reddit for Flop fans

Flop House Wiki a fan-maintained wiki about everything Flop.

Bonus Content

If you've read this far, please enjoy this time lapse of Tony creating the Peachkeeper artwork.